An ex-wife, fire, and a man's most prized possession...

The news article is here, but apparently this is a woman you don't want to piss off (emphasis mine)...

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Poor poor man...I hope he learned his lesson though. Sitting naked drinking a flammable substance is never a good idea. The last time I did that...well, never mind. Some things are better left unsaid. What makes it even more stupid was that he did it with his ex-wife in the room. Did it not occur to him that keeping a woman around who probably harbors some anger towards him while sitting naked drinking a flammable substance is just asking for trouble?

I don't know which woman is worst...Lorena Bobbit who likes to play with knives or this one with her fiery demands.